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Ahoy me hearties and welcome to me nautical reminiscences, these be me tales o' woe and occasional victory. Click on ye links below to share me happy times.

Tragedy Strikes the Good Ship Lollipop:
Captain Pigheart Lost at Sea - I knows ye weeps with me
Captain Pigheart All Washed Up - merkins

Captain Pigheart's Heroical Rescue - I gets me lads back

The Beastly Tales:
Captain Pigheart's Mermaid's Tale - this one be a mite salty, an' a tad fishy
Captain Pigheart's Chelonian Adventure - turtles!
Captain Pigheart and the Scary Lady - me most terrifyin' journey yet

Captain Pigheart's Triffic Adventure - man-eatin' plants!
Captain Pigheart's Polar Adventure - gaargh, penguins

Captain Pigheart in the Valley of Seth - scarecrows and cider

Lost and Endangered - fine times on the Good Ship Lollipop and the Grim Bastard:

Captain Pigheart's Theological Adventure - fear of ye cloth
Captain Pigheart's String Along Adventure - I hates Punch and Judy
Captain Pigheart's Birthday Party - I be fond o' gifts should ye be inspired...

Captain Pigheart's Romantical Adventure - how I met the love of me life

Captain Pigheart and the Wenchly Lad - Sharon/Barry gets 'is own tale

Seasonal Adventures:

Captain Pigheart's Accursed Christmas - be ye likin' the undead?

Captain Pigheart's Little Christmas Tale - 'tis a time for peace and so forth

Comin' Soon:

Captain Pigheart's Floatin' Beasties Adventure! Or another excitin' tale!

Wannabe Pirates

Gaaargh me hearties, how the devil be ye? Arrr, 'that be a shame...

Be not afeard, for I have entertainin's for ye!

With me ship in dry dock for the time bein' I've filled me wasted hours with a scourin' o' the televisual devices what litter me shack. Have ye spotted the forthcomin' American show 'Pirate Master' - yaarrr they be havin' the usual mob o' over-educated landlubbers loaded onto ye pirate ship and cast off. It be some reality nonsense or other, but should prove most amusin'. 'Tis unclear as yet whether they'll be facin' sea beasties or any form o' genuine danger - we can but hope. Most amusin' be the Wiki stuff they be promotin', so ye can point ye sarcasm-cannon at them as be desperate for fame and deflate 'em somewhat.

Yarrr - the problem be whether ye cap'n'll be able to see the series what with it bein' some CBS type affair - where can ye download such things? Be ye knowin'? Then ye must be sharin' so we can all be havin' a fine chuckle over a mug o' grog. If ye know - please to be emailin' - captain.pigheart@btinternet.com.

Gaaarrrgh!